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How to get a girlfriend?

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7 min readMay 10, 2024

A perspective worth considering that’s simple to apply in order to attain the apple of your eye

I’m not a womanizer. I’m more of a man’s man. Maybe.

That’s what I like to tell myself.

I’ve made lots of mistakes, and I have a lot of experience of not knowing what I’m doing.

Trial and error. 20/20 hindsight.

If anything, I’d say I’m more of a self-proclaimed woman-ologist, which in my mind means I don’t know anything about women, but I think I might.

And I might not, but all things considered, maybe give me a chance and let me take a stab at it.

I know that when it comes to getting a girlfriend, I’ll have an easier time trying to define God, than I will in coming up with a definition of a woman and how she operates.

These creatures are so interesting and unique, it’s incomprehensible.

Indefinite.

Yet, they are also human beings that use the restroom the same way as everyone else.

I don’t know if this article applies to all relationship dynamics, nor is it a direct script on how to get women.

But.

Know these things:

  1. All women are different.

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I generally write about where I went wrong, so others are alright.

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